Maybe!? Finally!?!?!?

I think they may have finally found something definite for me!  They're closed today, but my status was updated on the website to COMPLETE.  I think that means they've figured out which desert they're sending me too!  But I'm not getting my hope up, as I know how this works, they tease me and then make fun of me while they're on their coffee breaks.

I find it interesting that if I'd signed up for the military, they'd have me in bootcamp within the week, but to help people? nope, that takes a year of purgatory.  Does anyone see a problem here? They're more than eager to have me shoot people up, but when it comes to fixing their computers or growing thier food, eh, they can wait.  ARG!