Reasons not to use Windows

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.

Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.

Air Conditioners are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!

Use The Best... Linux for Servers, Mac for Graphics, Palm for Mobility, Windows for Solitaire